The Bachelorette Premiere: All Our Thoughts, Mostly About How Much We Love Dale

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The Supertease

There is sooooo much to unpack here (especially given that it ends with another limo arriving), but for now, here are a few choice lines from the action-packed teaser that aired at the end of the episode. Apologies, we know very few names so far. 

“You’re damn right I’m going to ask her to marry me.” – Not Dale

“The way that you make me feel is the way that I’ve been wanting to to feel my entire life.” – Not Dale

“I have feelings for Dale. We have a connection. Guess what. It’s because I like him.” – Clare 

“I know what I’m looking for. I know what I want, and I found it.” – Clare 

“You’re phony, you’re fraudulent, you’re artificial, you’re everything fake. The cameras are here, you’re a completely different person.” – Not Dale, to Dale (Concerning!) 

“It’s only a matter of time before Clare realizes the truth, that Dale’s maybe not who Clare thinks he is.” - Not Dale

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