The Bachelorette Premiere: All Our Thoughts, Mostly About How Much We Love Dale

Television

The Supertease

There is sooooo much to unpack here (especially given that it ends with another limo arriving), but for now, here are a few choice lines from the action-packed teaser that aired at the end of the episode. Apologies, we know very few names so far. 

“You’re damn right I’m going to ask her to marry me.” – Not Dale

“The way that you make me feel is the way that I’ve been wanting to to feel my entire life.” – Not Dale

“I have feelings for Dale. We have a connection. Guess what. It’s because I like him.” – Clare 

“I know what I’m looking for. I know what I want, and I found it.” – Clare 

“You’re phony, you’re fraudulent, you’re artificial, you’re everything fake. The cameras are here, you’re a completely different person.” – Not Dale, to Dale (Concerning!) 

“It’s only a matter of time before Clare realizes the truth, that Dale’s maybe not who Clare thinks he is.” - Not Dale

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