Noella Bergener is truly doing the most on the Real Housewives of Orange County. But what else should we have expected from a former friend of Braunwyn Windham-Burke? Noella’s life is falling apart before our very eyes, yet she seems very preoccupied with being the main character. I have to give her credit — it
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Noella Bergener. Say what you will about her, but she is making her debut on Real Housewives of Orange County count. She probably had a storyline enough, being ex-friends with Braunwyn Windham-Burke. Then her divorce erupted almost as soon as filming began. She’s been sobbing to these Housewives (most of whom are near strangers) almost every episode since. But
Real Housewives of Orange County star Shannon Beador probably wasn’t happy when she learned that Heather Dubrow was coming back to class up the failing franchise. Shannon and Heather have a bumpy history. In an earlier season of RHOC, Shannon showed up at Heather’s door to confront her about spreading rumors about her cheating husband at
When it comes to Noella Bergener, I don’t think she is having the season she thinks she’s having. I truly think that she believes she’s “bringing it” with her divorce drama. In the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County, Noella confided in Emily Simpson via whisper that she was served her divorce papers
Here’s a sentence this recapper kind of thought he’d never type: Shane Simpson has passed the California bar. Yes, he graduated from law school in 2003. And it was something like his fourth attempt. And yes, he only passed retroactively after the state of California lowered the required score due to the pandemic. But so
Real Housewives of Orange County alum Tamra Judge always seemed to have an issue with Emily Simpson. Ever since Tamra exited the show after being offered a measly three-episode contract, she has been incapable of being silent about anything Bravo. When Emily and Tamra were both on RHOC, Tamra called Emily “Shrek” but of course
It’s happening! After five seasons away, Heather Dubrow has returned to her rightful place as queen of The Real Housewives of Orange County. As a day 1 Heather fan, this is a dream come true for me. And one that I thought I’d honestly never see happen once she exited at the end of Season
We’re inching closer and closer to the sweet Season 16 of Real Housewives of Orange County, and Heather Dubrow is coming back to save the sinking ship of a show. It’s sure to be interesting to see the show without Kelly Dodd or Braunwyn Windham-Burke. And it’s up in the air whether or not Tamra Judge
Real Housewives of Orange County is prepping to embark on its Sweet Sixteenth season helmed by the fanciest woman that the OC has to offer — Heather Dubrow. Her return marks the comeback of wealth and class to the OC, especially after the controversial mark left by Kelly Dodd and Braunwyn Windham-Burke. But don’t worry
After last season, the Real Housewives of Orange County had a lot of work to do to avoid the chopping block. To be fair, the show’s been pretty downhill since the peak days of the Brooks Ayers cancer scam. Once Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge were out, it seemed like RHOC was on a sinking
It’s hardly a novelty for a housewife in Orange County to get plastic surgery, whether she is cast in the original Real Housewives franchise or not. Plastic surgery was widespread even when the first season of Real Housewives Of Orange County premiered. It was part of the allure of the show, the sparkling mirage of
Another day, another Kelly Dodd tweet storm with misinformation and good intentions. Kelly has been a major force behind a lot of the story on Real Housewives of Orange County for five seasons. She came in with a bang of low-based b*llsh*t and, well, never left. Do I blame her for the consistent downward trajectory of
It’s reunion time! And the Real Housewives of Orange County are gathered for a safe, socially distanced sit-down at L.A.’s historic Wilshire Ebell Theatre. The ladies dressed in their best red, white and black, and they’re ready to do battle. Can you guys believe this is the fifteenth time we’ve done this in Orange County?
Tonight on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we finally met the real Elizabeth Lyn Vargas. No more half-truths. No more gag orders. And no more hiding behind claims of being the “richest bitch in Newport.” No, this week, the newbie laid bare her past and a lifetime of hidden trauma for the Bravo cameras.
The Real Housewives of Orange County sure are squeezing as much out of this Lake Arrowhead trip as they can, huh? In no year other than 2020 would a non-international cast trip featuring only four of the ‘Wives get stretched out for three episodes. Just imagine the quick Season 6 jaunt to San Antonio lasting
It’s safe to assume that the current Real Housewives of Orange County season is shaping up to be a rough one for Braunwyn Windham-Burke. She’s venturing into sobriety. Apparently, she’s “renegotiating” her marriage with Sean Burke in addition to dating someone else. She has a lot going on with her personal storylines and with the
At this point you’d think Emily Simpson would be used to people making fun of her husband, Shane Simpson. It’s just too easy to hate him on Real Housewives of Orange County. He puts Emily down on camera, isn’t funny, acts superior to everyone when he absolutely is not, and just plain grosses me out. Braunwyn Windham-Burke’s husband, Sean
Remember Jim Bellino? Of course, you don’t want to remember his huge face and probably keep memories of him locked up in that never-remember part of your brain. Is Jim also on your list of worst husbands from Real Housewives of Orange County? Because he’s right up there with Shane Simpson for me. Not only is Jim archaic in
Season 14 of Real Housewives of Orange County was a tough one for Emily Simpson. She squabbled with her bestie on the show, Gina Kirschenheiter. But most of Emily’s problems stemmed from her marriage to Shane “little bitch” Simpson. RHOC co-star Kelly Dodd christened Shane with the nickname, and I must say, it was well-deserved
Are you guys ready for Real Housewives of Orange County? They filmed this season during a pandemic, y’all! They came to play and not even Kelly Dodd’s idiotic coronavirus comments could derail this train. So let’s dive in and see what these over-ripe oranges are up to. We open up with a really ominous beach
For some reason Kelly Dodd still has a job on Real Housewives of Orange County. The COVID-denier has been spewing false information about the virus for basically the whole pandemic. In spite of her own co-star, Shannon Beador, testing positive for COVID, she’s still saying ridiculous things. Kelly being tone deaf and insensitive is not a surprise. Her
Who’s on your list of worst Housewives husbands? Shane Simpson and Jim Marchese are definitely on mine, and so is David Beador. Mostly because he’s a cheater, a gaslighter, and posts pictures like this. Seriously, David, are you ok? Or just having a prolonged mid-life crisis? David had been cheating on Shannon Beador since before they appeared on Real
Real Housewives of Orange County was filled with drama this season. The unthinkable happened when “OG” Vicki Gunvalson was demoted to being a Friend of the Housewives. Her boyfriend, Steve Lodge, even popped the question. But nothing distracted Vicki from trying to grab her RHOC orange back. She brought up a rumor (along with Tamra Judge’s
I don’t understand why Vicki Gunvalson loathes Braunwyn Windham-Burke for doing all the same things that her “best friend” Tamra Judge does. They made out with each other, yet Vicki only faults Braunwyn for the kissing, not Tamra. They both take every opportunity to swim naked, but Braunwyn is the only one who gets Vicki’s
Finally we have reached the end of the line with Real Housewives Of Orange County. It has been a long and confusing season of many Housewives I do not particularly like. Tamra Judge, I am looking at you. Furthermore I am so thankful I will no longer have to type Brauwnyn Windham-Burke‘s exhausting name, as
OK, so once again rolling in super tardy with a recap. This time for part 2 of the Real Housewives Of Orange County reunion. Sorry Vicki Gunvalson – I respect Christmas more than I respect you! Legit question, though: Vicki wasn’t even a ‘Housewife’ this season, yet she is the star of this reunion? There she
Wow – last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County reunion was vicious on a level I haven’t seen since the heyday of Real Housewives Of New Jersey! Vicki Gunvalson had a full-fledged meltdown, was stripped bare, and we were left with the skeletal remains of her original face. It continues in Part 2! Vicki’s entire
Last night was the season finale of Real Housewives Of Orange County and with all the chaos, the only thing I could think about was that Gina Kirschenheiter is actually MOVING her word art collection. Like it’s priceless art. Frankly I’m surprised she wasn’t selling it to Sothebys. But seriously you guys, just like her
This season of Real Housewives of Orange County was tough for Emily Simpson. First, she struggled to hold her household together while she worked. Where was her husband, Shane “Lil Bitch” Simpson? He was holed up in a hotel to study for the California Bar exam and was unavailable to his family. Shane couldn’t even
Well, you gotta know when to hold ‘em and know when to fold ‘em. Unfortunately, Vicki Gunvalson needs practice in the game of life. The demoted Real Housewives of Orange County star is desperate still not clear on when to leave things alone. Even Vicki’s part time status might be too much for fans at this juncture.