Did Dorit Kemsley piss off the producers of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills or something? She’s barely given us anything this season aside from her questionable claims that she never had a nose job. And her relatively stale fights with Kyle Richards. I’m not sure if she thinks wearing over-the-top outfits counts as bringing something to the show, but sweetie, it’s not fooling anyone. And I usually like Dorit — but this season I can’t even form an opinion on her considering she’s barely shown in any scenes.
And, to be honest, when it comes to RHOBH lewks, Garcelle Beauvais takes the cake for me. Come for me, I will die on this hill. Garcelle almost always looks like a million bucks, aside from her weird half-hoodie situation in the most recent episode. And Garcelle is also bringing the drama this season. Her defense of Sutton Stracke shows she’s a true friend, as do her on-point digs at Lisa Rinna. She’s not into the gang-ups, rather, likes to form her own opinions about each of her cast mates. And despite her rocky relationship with Kyle last season, the two actually have found common ground. Garcelle is the breath of fresh air RHOBH needed and I’m here for her.
This week was Dorito’s birthday, and Garcelle couldn’t resist a moment to throw some shade at her cast mate who’s been going around calling her inauthentic. On her Instagram, she posted a photo of her patterned fish named Dorit as well as a solo shot of her with the shadiest caption of all time. “Happy Birthday @doritkemsley from your ‘InAuthentic’ friend,” the caption read. “Hope your day is as fabulous as you are!!!” GARCELLE I’M ON THE FLOOR. None of these ladies can compete with her shade. And as Garcelle has said before, the true inauthentic ones are all of the actors pretending to show their real lives on RHOBH. Take that.
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Dorit replied in the comments amidst all of the fans who were GAGGING at Garcelle’s shade. “I’ll take it,” she wrote, alongside a winking emoji, a fish emoji and a lips emoji. Alright, she should’ve let P.K. Kemsley reply off of her account because he could have come up with a better clap back than that. Honestly, little Jagger also probably could’ve done better.
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It is hilarious that Kyle and Garcelle are so cool now, considering G did name a “boring” fish after her former frenemy. But that feud died along with the basic old goldfish (RIP). Well, at least on-screen. Kyle did later agree with Dorito in claiming that Garcelle isn’t authentic. In what universe? Garcelle has teased that she and Door-It will go head-to-head later in the season and we love charity work. Dorit should thank Garcelle for pulling her into the drama in an attempt to save her job.
TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK OF GARCELLE’S SHADY BIRTHDAY POST TO DORIT? WHAT DO YOU THINK CAUSES GARCELLE AND DORIT TO GO AT IT LATER THIS SEASON?
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