Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 4 Taglines Ranked

The opening credits of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 4 saw the ladies adorned in blue, wintry hues, while serving up their sassy, iconic taglines. Lisa Barlow, Heather Gay, Meredith Marks, and Whitney Rose were all seen, once again in full-time positions. Angie Katsanevas received a promotion from being a friends-of to a full-time cast member. Mary Cosby, who disappeared after filming Season 2, is also back, but in a limited capacity.

Monica Garcia is the only new cast member to join in Season 4. That said, her debut was wild, as viewers learned that she was Jen Shah‘s former assistant. After Jen was arrested, Monica was used as a federal government witness against her former boss. Basically, Season 4 has only just begun, and overall, it’s already a wild ride.

Each season, these Real Housewives create their taglines, which aim at giving viewers a sneak peak at what can be expected in the upcoming season. These short quips are typically shot after each season’s been filmed. After hearing each of these women’s short narrations, it’s clear that all of these listed ladies came to play. Ranked from the least confrontational to the cheekiest, these are the RHOSLC Season 4 Taglines.

Angie Katsanevas

Angie’s mostly expected tagline reads “I may be Greek, but don’t expect an olive branch from me.” For her initial season as a full-time cast member, Angie’s first foray into the world of taglines met a solid mark.

Playing up her Greek heritage, as she does, Angie’s tagline also suggests that she won’t be an easy target to take advantage of, which we first saw hints of in Season 3 following the infamous San Diego champagne pour. Hopefully, Angie’s tease of a tagline rings true, finding her not backing down from any conflicts found throughout Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 4.

Heather Gay

“I own a beauty empire, so I don’t need any of your lip service” quips Heather’s voice, reading over her Season 4 tagline. This season, Heather will expand her business, with a second Beauty Lab + Laser location opening in Utah.

In contrast, Heather’s former sidekick, Jen, is now holed up in her shamazing prison, leaving Heather without her number-one ride-or-die friend on the cast. With such large events unfolding, Heather’s Season 4 tagline could have popped off harder, but her witty usage of lip service made for a somewhat catchy aspect.

Whitney Rose

Whitney was filmed walking away from the Mormon Church in Season 1, so her Season 4 tagline of “Having faith in myself is the only religion I need,” doesn’t really give us anything new. That said, Whitney is a smart game player, and as the Season 4 trailer teases, her marriage, a personal and heavy topic, is on the rocks. Therefore, perhaps Whitney was trying to keep things mostly upbeat with her quick narration.

Overall, Whitney as well could have gone off harder in her Season 4 tagline, but we are glad that she’s removing toxic aspects away from her life.

Monica Garcia

“I keep my friends close, but my secrets closer” teased Monica. In our humble opinion, Monica fully earned her snowflake in just Episode 1. In this initial showing, viewers learned that Monica not only helped to take down her former boss, Jen, but she then slid right into Jen’s spot on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Basically, she’s already a legend.

For now, Monica’s a mystery, but as her Season 4 tagline hints, she may know, and hopefully spill, a lot of tea, which many are eager to watch unfold.

Meredith Marks

“In a town full of dirty lies, everyone can use a bath” reads Meredith’s Season 4 tagline. This tagline was no doubt inspired by Meredith’s conflict with Whitney. You see, Whitney made a joke about Meredith’s bathtub habits with her husband Seth to the press. When Meredith called Whitney out, Whitney claimed that she was just making a “shady joke,” but Meredith remained bothered.

Meredith’s entire Season 4 tagline was created solely to hit out at Whitney. Only one thing can now be concluded; these Real Housewives are still at odds. That said, we are living for Meredith’s Season 4 petty tagline shade.

Lisa Barlow

Coming in with our top cheeky pick is Lisa, whose tagline reads, “I’m on a mission to serve Lisa, and I love that for myself.” During the premiere, viewers learned that this Tequila-selling Mormon was saying goodbye to her son Jack. Forgoing college, Jack decided to depart on a two-years-long mission trip with the Mormon Church. By Episode 2, Lisa’s cast members began to react, with at least one (Heather) in opposition to Jack’s plight.

Lisa’s tagline appears to poke fun of the drama surrounding her son’s decision. As it suggests, this cheeky, unbothered star will be on her own self-love mission during Season 4. We also love that for her, and for us as viewers. Best tagline or not…we all know that Lisa really wanted to switch out her name with the word c*nt, right?

TELL US – WHICH REAL HOUSEWIFE OF SALT LAKE CITY TAGLINE DID YOU FIND TO BE THE MOST CHEEKY, AND WHY WOULD MARY’S LIKELY HAVE CRUSHED THEM ALL?!