The lamp can be turned on only using your hands. (Monsby)
A bright pink, penis-inspired “boner lamp” with a mock foreskin exists, because why not.
Monsby, an anonymous designer based in London, unveiled his phallic-shaped lamp in a Twitter video.
Though it doesn’t have a traditional on-off switch, the lamp isn’t hard to turn on. All you do is rub the stretchy sheath wrapped around it.
New lamp. Available at https://t.co/X7twIEcdnH #design #art #news #bbc #cnn #museum pic.twitter.com/0A49Qz0tHZ
— Monsby (@monsbyofficial) August 11, 2022
The “San Francisco Boner In Pink” wall LED lamp is made of fabric, biodegradable plastics, wood and aluminium.
But the 10-inch lamp is in short supply – there are just 50 being sold online. The price tag is also pretty big, tallying at $500 or $1,000 if you’d prefer it come in a wooden gift box.
“Wall Lamp inspired by medieval torch, vibe of San Francisco and erect penis, which gives light as a symbol of new life,” the lamp’s description reads.
“Harmony, ladies and gentlemen. Limited edition in an amazing wooden box with a certificate of authenticity.”
While it’s easy to assume that a minimal “boner lamp” would rub people up the wrong way, as soon as Twitter users got an eyeful, they were clamouring to get their hands on it.
Hey guys, wanna see my tummy glow? 😊 https://t.co/iZrUBn9mzl
— Sinder 🔥 | Hellhound VTuber (@SinderVTuber) August 14, 2022
babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your lamp foreskin 🙁 https://t.co/Um2OA9qa5K
— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) August 15, 2022
my house https://t.co/BUw5Owon8P pic.twitter.com/S5SeLpnb7S
— Gabiko 🐧 @ castorialess master (@KiriHina_suns) August 14, 2022
Ladies, do you like your lights with or without the foreskin https://t.co/6jOmPoSppY
— Queen of Degeneracy👑 (@Sydsnap) August 14, 2022
call that a fleshlight https://t.co/HbTFYdmEVS
— bicuspid (@dontiform) August 14, 2022
You know how we were gonna react to this. You just know https://t.co/Z89HupjLK3
— Amber 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 (@SoWhoIsAmber) August 14, 2022
The pink lamp isn’t the only model in the “Boner Lamp” series by Monsby.
As well as white and green models, there’s also a peach version that has a classy crystal ring around it, and another lined with spiky studs in the spirit of London.
Punk’s not dead! Boner lamp, #London edition. Buy at https://t.co/X7twIEcdnH #design #art #wtf #interiordecor #viral #viralvideo pic.twitter.com/cPhTtAsciU
— Monsby (@monsbyofficial) August 12, 2022
Monsby released a tableside model in 2021 called the “Love in Light Lamp“, which is now half-price at $2,500 with the wooden gift box.
“I made this black one last year,” he tweeted on 14 August. “Now it’s a year of a wall lamp version.”
I made this black one last year. Now its a year of a wall lamp version.
— Monsby (@monsbyofficial) August 14, 2022
Speaking about the table lamp, Monsby told DesignBoom: “I had been working on this lamp for about a year.
“It had different names during that period: phallamp, lampenis etc. After all, the main idea of this lamp is not in the similarity with the penis, although, of course, it is funny.
“It is about love, light and life. the most meaningful and optimistic lamp ever.”