Gizelle Bryant is back to roaming the streets of Potomac, looking for a new man to sit behind her at Real Housewives of Potomac reunions. She and Jamal Bryant aka Pastor Holy Whore recently broke up, because he really does live in the phone. Her three daughters have been vocal to give their mom dating advice, and maybe she should take some fashion tips as well to help her find a man. But Karen Huger would say her “fiery box” is the reason Gizelle is single, whatever that means.
Gizelle has been one of the only people in the Real Housewives universe to support Porsha Williams‘ recent engagement to Simon Guobadia, the ex of her old pal Falynn Guobadia. Gizelle and Porsha are clearly buddy-buddy considering Bravo’s Chat Room, so, for once, Gizelle didn’t have anything shady to say about the shadiest relationship of all time. Veryyyy suspicious.
Gizelle appeared on Watch What Happens Live this week to do what she does best — throw shade. Andy Cohen had the RHOP star playing a game of which men in the Bravoverse Gizelle would consider dating. And despite his new engagement, a photo of Simon was up for question. “I met him. He’s amazing. I’m looking for a Simon,” she said.
Gizelle, honey, this sounds like history repeating itself. Simon seemingly has little respect for his ex-wife to get engaged so quickly. Girl, you need a boring man who will stay in your tacky house all day and not hit the streets looking for trouble.
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A fan also called in to WWHL to ask Gizelle her opinion about Porsha’s new boo. “Back story to that is, we were filming Chat Room. She said she went downstairs and he proposed, so I kind of felt like I was there at the proposal too,” Gizelle began. “But I really wasn’t because I don’t have a ring.” Watch out Porsha, Gizelle sounds like she’d seriously consider moving Simon into the west wing if the opportunity arose.
Apparently, Gizelle was shocked by the engagement because it caught her off guard, not because of the Falynn of it all. “They made it pretty clear there was a line drawn in the sand — she wasn’t really friends with her or whatever,” Gizelle said. “I just want Porsha to be happy and she’s beyond happy.” Ooop. Sounds like Gizelle might be one of the only Bravolebrities invited to one of Porsha’s three weddings. And matchmaker/best lapdog Shamea Morton, of course.
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TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GIZELLE SAYING SHE WANTS A MAN LIKE SIMON? DO YOU THINK GIZELLE IS BEING GENUINE IN HER SUPPORT OF PORSHA’S NEW RELATIONSHIP?
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