Captain Lee Rosbach is no rookie to the reality TV game. He has built a brand over the years starring as the original Below Deck captain. Not only is he a Bravolebritiy, but he sells merchandise and event bookings on his personal website.
Lee also critiques each crew member on their performance in a weekly blog. It’s pithy and full of Captain Lee-isms. Struggling crew members often get a larger paragraph. This week, James Hough was on Captain Lee’s radar for his lackadaisical attitude and fixation on the opposite sex.
Along with contemplating vacation, James is also thinking about hooking up with a crew member. Or a sushi model. He tested the waters with Elizabeth Frankini and Francesca Rubi so far, with little indication of reciprocity so far. Captain Lee questioned whether James can keep his composure.
“James, James, James, is that really all you ever think about is having a shag, or a wank, or some other form of rule breaking fun as you put it,” Captain Lee wrote in his blog, “I’m glad you didn’t go off the deep end this week, but I thought it was close when the Nude Sushi model came aboard. Really, have you never seen a woman less than fully clothed. I’m sure you have, but sure couldn’t tell it by the look on your face. Deer in the head lights expression.”
However, despite his mind being on extra-curricular activities, James does pull his weight on deck. That did not go unnoticed by Captain Lee, even in last week’s blog.
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“James, James, James. I swear I still don’t know what to make of you,” Captain Lee wrote, “you keep thinking that you’re on vacay, worrying about your tan lines, and the ladies and not seeming to be overly concerned about your job. But you are still getting your job done.”
“But you still remain a mystery to me,” Lee continued, “you talk about being on holiday all the while you are still getting your work done. I like that, it’s just hard to figure out.”
Is there any chance James will be the Below Deck version of creepy Pete Hunziker from Below Deck Mediterranean? Captain Lee cautioned James on respecting professional boundaries.
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“And do you always try and bust a move on anything female or is it just your crew mates,” he wrote, “I do hope you keep it within the boundaries of light banter. Would hate to see that get carried away.”
“So, other than you running around like a dog in heat, you had a good week,” Captain Lee concluded, “getting your work done while still having some fun. Keep it up.”
New stew Ashling Laura has yet to experience the charms of James. It will be interesting to see if James has better luck with her.
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TELL US- DO YOU THINK JAMES WILL HOOK UP WITH ONE OF THE FEMALE CREW? DO YOU FIND HIS BEHAVIOR INAPPROPRIATE? WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING HE IS ON VACATION?
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